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06 February, 2012
By Dan Bradley

On the road to nowhere… getting back to fitness

I get asked a lot how to get fit or get better at climbing. Most of the time my answer is the same; unless you are prepared to start a specific training plan just do more. In May...

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31 January, 2012
By Alpkit

Patagonia Expedition Race 2012 preparation

The 10th edition of the Patagonia Expedition Race gets underway on the 14th of Feb. Having undergone a selection process, of the 20 teams there will be one from the UK and they...

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30 January, 2012
By Alpkit

Back to Antarctica

Antarctica season #1 saw Bethan Davies and team head out to James Ross Island back in 2011. In just over a weeks time she’ll be heading back out there with a slightly different...

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23 January, 2012
By Alpkit

Arrowhead 135 - run

Arrowhead 135. Northern Minnesota USA. Deep Winter ultra-endurance, bike, ski or run. Paul Errington took it on by bike back in 2010, this year will see Lee Peyton heading out to...

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23 January, 2012
By Ramon Marin

Cogne/Dobbiaco - part 2

...5 days to go, and no M11’s around… So what do we do? Change clothes, get the espresso maker going in the car park and start driving to the Dolomites in search of some hard...

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23 January, 2012
By Ramon Marin

Cogne/Dobbiaco - part 1

This week I was called the “epitome of dedication”. I think they might be right. Kris and I have been training for a specific goal this winter, our first proper M11. I’ve climbed...

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18 January, 2012
By Anna Kennett

Factory Diary Week 1

Exciting news from the AlpFactory; this week we finally, actually, properly start production (albeit tentatively - baby steps)! On Friday we finished the final production sample...

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05 January, 2012
By Ramon Marin

Lip Project

A few days later we were driving again in the dense Welsh rain. Are we going climbing, really? Yes, drytooling will sort you out in the grimmest days. My day started with hardly...

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03 January, 2012
By Luke Tilley

Leeds!

Wow hit in the face by University, international competition seems a doddle in comparison! I have begun a new challenging period; with a base in Leeds climbing has potential to be...

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29 December, 2011
By Ramon Marin

The “Goods” bootcamp

Winter has finally arrived, time to dust off the ice axes. I have to admit I’ve been putting it off as much as I could, the summer has been way too good to let it go that easy....

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20 December, 2011
By Nicola Beeby

Getting my kayaking video skills up to scratch

Having a few big adventures planned for 2012 I’ve decided I want to get my video and editing skills up to scratch! With this in mind I thought I’d put my new Go-Pro to the test...

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19 December, 2011
By Pete Dollman

Westway Christmas Party and drytooling extravaganza

Last Friday was the Westway climbing centre’s Christmas bash, featuring an open drytooling comp using Figfours on the Westway’s impressive outdoor lead wall to kick off the...

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13 December, 2011
By Nicola Beeby

Training has begun

For a while I’ve fancied the idea at having ago at adventure races, not sure why but they do look like fun, so I’ve signed up for one on the 1st April 2012 - The Haglofs open 5...

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08 November, 2011
By Ramon Marin

8a with no spurs

Hardly a month goes by before hearing that some super-wad has climbed yet another 9a+ route. Young guns nowadays have it quite hard to make a name for themselves, the bar has...

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07 November, 2011
By Alpkit

British Universities Kayaking Expedition Venezuela - Full Video

The Expedition went to the amazing South American country, Venezuela.  Based around 3 locations; the steep, boulder rivers in Merida, the 33,000 cumecs Rio Orinoco monster and...

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02 November, 2011
By Kenny

Reflecting on the Big Shakeout

We were well past the point of no return when we decided the Big Shakeout was a mistake. Everything was committed, but we were queueing up in line to bail.

Lemmings are born...

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24 October, 2011
By Nicola Beeby

Trying the Kangri

A few days before heading to Scotland for a kayaking trip I borrowed the new Kangri tent from Alpkit. I had been looking for a “proper” tent for a while as up until now i’ve been...

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20 October, 2011
By Anna Kennett

Pick of the Big Shakeout

As the new girl in the Alpkit team I’m quite excited to be writing my first daring deed! Jim has asked us to write about our favourite bit of this weekend’s Big Shakeout...

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20 October, 2011
By Luke Tilley

British Lead Climbing Championships 2011

There is still so much to tell about a complete shake up of my routines having started studying at Leeds University, but here is a quick update on the competition circuit!

I...

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20 October, 2011
By Alpkit

Uniyakers Venezuela Sum Up

The Uniyakers are back from their expedition to Venezuela and here they sum up a great trip.

All photos © Rob Moffatt. Thanks Rob

In Venezuela, thousands of unknown rivers...

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12 October, 2011
By Luke Tilley

Climbing in the Ariege

You must excuse my lack of updates, I know you have heard this many times from many people and I don’t deserve any sympathy but I have just been so busy! Hear me out, enjoy and...

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12 October, 2011
By Alpkit

Made In Iceland

The Shipwrecked Rambler, Klara Harden embarked on a solo voyage across Iceland and to document the journey. Enjoy the photos. The film will be premiering at our Big Shakeout 15th...

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08 September, 2011
By Johnny

Ultra Tour of the Lake District - The Lakeland 100

Following my previous article, it has been a month of lounging around and not much running, except for an amazing day/night/day/bit-of-a-night out in the Lakes.

The Lakeland 100!...

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04 September, 2011
By Kenny

Giro di Monte Bianco

The Tour of Mont Blanc is an 11 day trek around Mont Blanc. I didn’t have 11 days, I wanted to keep a lunch appointment with a friend in 3 days time, but I did have a bike and...

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02 September, 2011
By Kenny

Work hard, canoe home

Over the years of commuting to and from work in Ilkeston team Alpkit has driven, cycled, bused, walked and run, but there was one mode of transport that we all participate in...

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01 September, 2011
By Nick

Coasteering with Boulder Adventures

Messing about on rocks near the sea or as they call it now - Coasteering

Every year we try and get the most out of our company, our friends, our family and some dubious hangers...

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30 August, 2011
By Alpkit

Team Sky Ropes

A crack team from Alpkit GHQ headed to Thornbridge Outdoors in order to see what they could throw at them.

The Big Shakeout weekend is all set to get the adrenaline pumping for...

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25 August, 2011
By Alpkit

Learning on the road

Last month James and Adrian headed off on a 100 day tour of over 20 European countries. Although very familiar with the two wheeled type of transport, when it comes to cycle...

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24 August, 2011
By Alpkit

Antarctic Season #2

At the beginning of the year Bethan Davies and crew spent a few months on James Ross Island, Antarctica. Well they are due to head back again in 2012. You can catch the first...

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22 August, 2011
By Alpkit

Rain-stop-Sun-stop-Wind-stop

The Shipwrecked Rambler- first telegram from Iceland

Experience the horizontal rain, cross ice-cold rivers and climb up mountains. THIS IS WONDERFUL!

Back in Reykjavik for a...

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22 August, 2011
By Shaggy

Detours, illness and the Colorado Trail race

Done! That was amazing. Super hard.

5 days 15hrs and 10th place, I think. Very ill the first few days but got myself sorted and nailed all the hard sections to make up a lot of...

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22 August, 2011
By Luke Tilley

Triple Success

Three weeks at Ceuse and my time here draws to a close, what a trip it has been so far!

The end of last week saw a quick dispatch of Radote Joli Pepere a stunning line starting...

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19 August, 2011
By Jay

Geo-Caching

A giant game of puzzles, gps and treasure hunting!!

So how easy is it to do and what do you need? Surprisingly little, a smartphone that can go on the net, some sort of gps...

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11 August, 2011
By Izzy Bolger

Canoe Safari teaser.

Water…it’s my biggest fear apart from wrists, but that’s another story completely. I can swim and have all my life saving awards, but give me the choice of land or sea and...

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11 August, 2011
By Alpkit

Uni Kayakers in Venezuela

After arriving into the boiling heat of Caracas we started a long drive West to a rafting base near Barinas. Here we spent a few days finding our feet paddling the local rafting...

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09 August, 2011
By Colin

Going Underground

I’d never been caving, never really having the inclination to venture into the belly of the Earth whilst the outer surface gave me ample space to run around waving my arms in a...

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05 August, 2011
By Nicola Beeby

Short trip to Slovenia

For my second trip to the alps this summer, I headed to Slovenia for what I guessed would be blue skies, clear emerald green water and good paddling, and it didn’t disappoint....

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04 August, 2011
By Nick

Walking to work

Today I walked in to work, it took me 2 1/2 hours. I didn’t wake up any earlier and I got into work about 15 mins late. I decided to do it 39mins before I set off so I didn’t need...

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31 July, 2011
By Shaggy

Colorado Trail Race

Tomorrow at 06:30 I’m setting off on the Colorado Trail Race.
Basically, I’m trying to ride just short of 500 miles with 65,000” climbing (twice up Everest or the 21 times up...

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28 July, 2011
By Johnny

The long and rocky road to the Lakeland 100… Part 2

Tracey, a supermotivated running friend of mine sent me a Facebook link to the Lakeland 100. It is a 105 mile round of the Lake District, with just short of 21000ft of climbing....

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28 July, 2011
By Johnny

The long and rocky road to the Lakeland 100… Part 1

You will rarely hear a runner say that they are in tiptop form, or running really well, especially on the start line of a race. (That is until the gun goes “bang” and everyone...

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15 July, 2011
By Luke Tilley

Two classics fall to the flash

I am super psyched to have pushed my personal best with two flash ascents of routes graded 8a+. Femme Blanche is a super classic technical climb starting sustained on a slightly...

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15 July, 2011
By Paul Errington

The Grenzstein Experience Part 3

The start of day 3 was the same deal as day 2 ... 4.30am alarm and away by 5am.

This time we were straight onto the tank plate then off for a short while then back on for what...

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14 July, 2011
By Ramon Marin

Schooled in Ceüse

A couple of weeks ago I booked some flights for a long weekend to Spain in the heat of the moment. I didn’t have a plan, just a vague idea to go and check my friend’s crag to be...

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14 July, 2011
By Ashleigh Naysmith

Falling For the Fun of It

Hello again! It has been a while since my last Daring Deed - turns out my new miniature climbing buddy isn’t a great training partner- she would much rather eat the chalk and...

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11 July, 2011
By Luke Tilley

Pushing things Forward

We have picked up the pace in camp Ceuse, the walk in is feeling easier everyday and the classics are falling one by one. We are working a two day on, one day off rotor and I have...

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08 July, 2011
By Paul Errington

The Grenzstein Experience Part 2

Day 2 was approached more business like… alarm at 4.30am.. we were packed and moving by 5.00am.

The riding in the morning featured a lot of equestrian trail, this means sand.....

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08 July, 2011
By Luke Tilley

Settled in Ceuse

A camp above the white cliffs, mayhem through Paris, a night in the hammock and we are finally settled in with the Rig 7 tarpaulin set up with the snazziest tent pegs on the site....

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01 July, 2011
By Alpkit

British Uni’s Kayak Expedition 2011 - Venezuela.

Since the first British University Kayak Expedition to Kyrgyzstan back in 2005 some of the best student kayakers have been chomping at the bit to secure a place on one. Running...

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29 June, 2011
By Luke Tilley

Euro rock trip

My bags are packed to bursting, have I got everything? 2 days have passed since the weight of A levels was lifted mercifully from my shoulders. The euphoria has not yet subsided,...

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28 June, 2011
By Paul Errington

The Grenzstein Experience Part 1

The Grenzstein Experience
“A Political border does not take into consideration the topography of the land which it crosses, the surface upon which it travels or the need of a...

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21 June, 2011
By Pete Rhodes

Simply do fun things

Coming back from Troll Wall was an extremely disappointing event. Over the last few months I’ve gone through a whole host of different stages of motivation and am just now...

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21 June, 2011
By Kenny

Lord of the Loops Midnight Madness

The Dark Peak MTB guide had been on my shelf since last years Big Shakeout and now with the long evenings and a full moon it felt like the perfect opportunity to take on the...

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20 June, 2011
By Nicola Beeby

Simply Paddling

I’d heard levels in the alps were at a all time low, and the way people were talking you would think there wasn’t a drop to be found anywhere, So we set off for our 2 weeks in the...

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20 June, 2011
By Paul Errington

Grenzsteintrophy Monday Update

Sunday..
So far.. 195km on the first day, 230km yesterday but 1100m peak today so 125km ish. Need to average 140km a day from here to make the flight. Tough going from here, only...

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17 June, 2011
By Paul Errington

Grenzsteintrophy

Bike packed.. bag packed… feeling pretty stressed. The event starts today.. 800 miles to ride… got a schedule to ride too .. lets hope the legs and the mind decide to play ball...

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13 June, 2011
By Luke Tilley

The Competition Season Kicks Off

Since being out in Austria my training has taken a turn towards peak performance. The trip marked the start of a short macro cycle in the run up to the first European Youth Cup...

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08 June, 2011
By Paul Errington

Welsh Ride Thing

Multi day mountain bike events usually involve marked race course and tents or even better hotels smile

The Welsh Ride Thing contained neither ... the event is best described by...

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16 May, 2011
By Luke Tilley

Half term with Gourdon

I was introduced to Gourdon the week before Easter, Kenny left him at the climbing centre for me and the staff looked after him in his plastic bag. I instantly knew we would get...

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11 May, 2011
By Alpkit

Climate Change Consortium of Wales

Bethan Davies attends a climate change conference in Aberystwyth

C3W Conference 27th-28th April 2011, Aberystwyth

Last week, in between the two long weekends, I attended and...

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21 April, 2011
By Beth Monks

Ski-Karting in Sweden

In January, when England was thawing out and after I’d been snowed into my uni room for a good week or two in the midst of November and December’s arctic weather, I was making...

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21 April, 2011
By Beth Monks

Paragliding over Keswick

Feeling exhausted after a week of sailing I thought it would be a good idea to spend a week learning to paraglide. This was also something completely new to me and I had no idea...

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20 April, 2011
By Beth Monks

Sailing on Bassenthwaite…

My 2010 was a year of re-establishment and discovery. After finally escaping institution and moving home in August I was ready for some excitement in my new reality. This began...

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14 April, 2011
By Alpkit

Greenland - a dirtbag expedition

“we just want to go and climb big and make a statement for the everyday dirtbag climber”
Fed up with reading the same old stories of the proclaimed ‘rock stars’ doing this and...

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04 April, 2011
By Alpkit

Team Antarctica - The Return

The team (Jonathan Carrivick, Neil Glasser, Bethan Davies, and Alan Hill) were deployed into the field early on 21st January by the RRS Ernest Shackleton after a decidedly rough...

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29 March, 2011
By Luke Tilley

Nottingham Boulder League Final

I always look forward to the Nottingham Climbing Centre’s annual Bouldering league. With even more to look forward to this year being the first series in their brand new, bigger...

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17 March, 2011
By Luke Tilley

FontaineFun

Home again, every time I go somewhere amazing it seems like no time has passed and I’m back to school. Fontainebleau is one of those places where my time there seems to go far...

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17 March, 2011
By Pete Rhodes

Troll Wall - A (very) short story

My hope by finally writing this up is there is a little catharsis for me once it’s finished. Never have I been more disappointed in my life than by the situations I had to face in...

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11 March, 2011
By Luke Tilley

Care Project Performance

Poi-Sons did a very enjoyable voluntary performance on Friday for the Southwell Care Project. This is a local organisation that provide support for Adults with Learning...

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10 March, 2011
By Alpkit

Yukon Arctic Ultra- Race report

The Breakingstrain, Lee and Garry, completed their first Yukon Arctic , here they run down how it went.

Race Day – Sunday 6th February – Whitehorse River Start line

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07 March, 2011
By 2010 Till When?

Forced to Rethink

It’s strange how things turn out sometimes isn’t it?

Since our last post for Alpkit we’ve cycled down through Spain, crossed via ferry from Malaga to Melilla and cycled south...

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07 March, 2011
By Dan Bradley

Fontainebleau Coaching Week

So the annual trip to the bouldering Mecca Font has happened once again, on February 19th 12 young climbers and 8 Jurassics (older than young) hit the road in a van (boulder mat...

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03 March, 2011
By Ramon Marin

Tomahawk M10+

You’ve gotta love climbing. And you gotta love Switzerland. Climbing takes you to stunning places that otherwise you wouldn’t know or even bother. Some local climbers find tucked...

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03 March, 2011
By Rob Gibson

No Fondue!

After the initial flip upside down he kept falling.

W.t.f.?  Am I actually holding the ropes?  I remember trying to take in slack to stop his headfirst fall - unsuccessfully.

...
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01 March, 2011
By Pete Dollman

1st Outdoor Leisure Show

Well, we’ve finally packed away the last of the stand, scrubbed the last bit of paint from our hair and had a chance to catch our breath to look back at the Outdoor Leisure Show...

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17 February, 2011
By Rob Gibson

M12

Virtually no low level snow has made a couple of trips up to the Breitwangflu easier than normal partly because no skis are needed and partly because it is possible to drive up...

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17 February, 2011
By Ramon Marin

Head in Gear

It feels that finally I’ve got my head in gear to do stuff, despite not at the level I expected due to many factors. Still, I’m having loads of fun despite the hard work and...

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09 February, 2011
By Dan Bradley

Searching for ice on the Ben

So on Thursday evening me and the Captain (Alex Dalton) set off to beautiful rainy and warm Scotland for a smudging of ice climbing. Problem is that most of the snow is gone and...

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08 February, 2011
By Rob Gibson

Back in the Saddle

Kandersteg is one of those clean cut Swiss Alpine villages, sheltered in a valley between steep mountains, large wooden chalets and a handful of expensive looking hotels spread...

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08 February, 2011
By Ramon Marin

New trad route in Oeschinensee, Kandersteg

On Monday we went up to have another look at the unclimbed line we spotted after our retreat from “Buch Dich”. The good thing about the line is that it looked that it would go all...

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07 February, 2011
By Paul Pomfret

Welsh Ride Thing Part 3

For me the Welsh Ride Thing exceeded my expectations, for a lightweight office working southerner used to his home comforts this really was an adventure, the planning the...

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05 February, 2011
By Paul Pomfret

Welsh Ride Thing Part 2

I had covered far fewer miles than I had hoped on the 1st day and when I rose from my warm slumber into the cold damp morning I felt an overwhelming urge to pack up and go home. I...

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04 February, 2011
By Paul Pomfret

Welsh Ride Thing Part 1

I’m sure I’m not alone when I say that I always fancied the idea of ‘adventuring’, out in an apparent wilderness, overnight, protecting yourself from the elements, and fuelling...

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01 February, 2011
By Ramon Marin

Looking up and Mixing it up.

It took a while to recover from the 3 pitch lead “Rise and Shine”, and not being able to finish the route left a sour after-taste. Trying to find what to do next, that’s good, in...

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31 January, 2011
By Alpkit

Yukon Arctic Ultra

The Yukon Ultra is taking place from the 6th to the 19th of Feb, for Mountain bikers, XC-skiers and Runnners. The Breakingstrain will be taking our Hunka XL bivvy bag as they run...

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30 January, 2011
By Kenny

Kelsey Kerridge Reunited

We were a pretty close bunch of climbers and we liked to get our climbing fix on a regular basis. The Kelsey Kerridge wall in Cambridge was our home when we were not at either...

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28 January, 2011
By Ramon Marin

First Impression in Kandersteg

It’s proving a slow start with the climbing here at Kandersteg. To start with the conditions are not brilliant, but there’s stuff about to do. When we got here we were feeling a...

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27 January, 2011
By Ramon Marin

Alpkit team at the Ice Climbing World Cup

Ice climbing competitions are a funny thing, a whole lot of people get together to test against each other, but they all do it for different reasons. What caught my attention last...

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27 January, 2011
By Luke Tilley

2011 - The Beggining

After a heavy dose of Christmas cheer and man flu January loomed ahead of me with the promise of shody weather, A level physics and University applications. Fortunately a meeting...

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21 January, 2011
By Alpkit

Antarctica bound

Bethan Davies is en-route to James Ross Island, Antarctica. We managed to pick up some faint signals as she disappeared further South…

17 Jan 2011.

Please find enclosed a brief...

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18 January, 2011
By Dan Bradley

British bouldering championships 2011

So it was an early start, I left Nottingham at 5.30am to go pick up Kenny, our aim was to get to London to watch the Nottingham Junior team in the British bouldering championships...

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14 January, 2011
By Pete Rhodes

Cairngorm Lonelies

Before xmas I walked in to Corie an t’Sneachda to try and rope solo a route. It was raining and whiteout then and by the time I got to the base of The Message my head was...

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14 January, 2011
By Nicola Beeby

Himalayan Peak UK Challenge 2010

For the final part of our trip around Nepal we headed to the Himalayan White Water Challenge 2010, held on the Trisuli river, this is conveniently placed half way between Pokara...

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06 January, 2011
By Ramon Marin

Winter Wonderland: The Rob and Ramon Show

Winter has arrived early in Britain this year, and with a vengeance. A lot of people have been able to get out and climb early season routes, but for us southerners stuck at work,...

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03 January, 2011
By Luke Tilley

A good 2010 season

After good results at the Europeans I unfortunatly slipped off at the second clip in the Open Youth competition in Ratho which forfeited my place in the World Championships. This...

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15 December, 2010
By Paul Errington

NECCL RD 6 - First top 3

Paul E has been keeping himself busy this Autumn and Winter competing in the NECCL. Here he hits the top three.

NECCL RD 6 - First top 3 smile

Its been 2 weeks since my last race… I...

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13 December, 2010
By Nicola Beeby

Fun in Pokara

After returning to Kathmandu we soon wanted to leave again and headed to Pokara to base ourselves there for 10 days or so, so we booked a 7 hour bus ride and off we went. Pokara...

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30 November, 2010
By Pete Rhodes

Scottish Tooling Series Round 5 - The Final Showdown.

The final round of the Scottish Tooling Series arrived at the grand arena of Ratho. Here Pete gives his run down of final proceedings.

Ratho was the perfect setting for the final...

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29 November, 2010
By Nicola Beeby

Nicky in Nepal

We arrived in Kathmandu and after spending a couple of days getting used to the pace of life here, and seeing the most amazing Devali celebrations, we headed of to the Karnali...

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17 November, 2010
By Pete Rhodes

Scottish Tooling Series Round 4 - Ice Factor

Pete was back in action again at the Ice Factor, this leaves him with just the final at Ratho to come! Get up there on the 27th!

The tooling series is becoming a very enjoyable...

Majorca Deep water solo/accident epic

A mans home is his castle

The last few years I’ve spent a reasonable amount of time in Majorca, in fact my last blog entry was in Majorca deep water soloing. It has lots going for it; it’s hot, has warm water, the climbing is some of the best in the world, it’s cheap and the food is great. This time I went with Leah Crane, her boyfriend Simon and my old travel friend Alex who makes an appearance in most of my blogs.

We got off to a pretty good start, on sighting most things that we worked last time. Leah hadn’t really done much DWS and Simon had done none so we started at some of the smaller crags, and as the week went on we gradually went to larger areas getting braver and braver. The trip seemed to mainly consist of an 11am start, climbing till around 6 or 7, then find somewhere quiet for the evening.. some food a little chill out, a game of cards. We only really had one rest…ish day in the middle of the week where we did a couple of hours climbing then built the best sand castle known to man (at least we thought so).
One day it was decided that we’d hire some mopeds (who knows what’s coming next), it was the second to last day, everyone was pretty tired so we would have a drive around some local villages in the morning, get some lunch, head to the crag for a little climbing session then save ourselves for the last day climbing.

Around 2 hours after hiring the mopeds, Alex (not really the best driver in the world) has the slowest crash I’ve ever seen. He leans into a corner but going too slow puts his foot down, his foot stays in the same place he carries on going forward, then falls off the other side of the bike. Immediately he jumps up to say that he’s ok but drops straight back down with his leg pointing in the wrong direction.

One ambulance later, a long trip to hospital, still no gas/air/painkiller, being told by a doctor that Alex had no current insurance, his E1 11 card had expired and was going to receive no care until proof of payment was in front of them. With a potentialy large bill for surgery they wouldn’t let him fly out of the country until he had been operated on. I know I’ve had better days, pretty sure Leah & Simon had and almost definite this was the worst day of Alex’s life.

So after wondering if I could pretend Alex Dalton was Dan Bradley so he could use my insurance, handing over my credit card details, making some long phone calls to the British government / NHS, attempting to smuggle him out of the hospital on the recommendation of some UK surgeons (didn’t work), a change of hotel because the nearest hospital that could do the surgery was 70 miles away, seeing Leah and Simon catch the flight home, it was sit down time, get comfy and wait.

Thankfully after a day the NHS faxed through a provisional E1 11 so we managed to get a lot of the care paid for. The hospital operated, didn’t really do a good job, I hung around in a dive of a hotel for 5 days with not a lot to do but worry. Eventually they just discharged him with hardly any painkillers and ten syringes. Not really knowing what to do with these I rang a few friends and it turned out it was heparin an anti-coagulant which I need to inject into his stomach every 24 hours… ha ha ha ha!

Well obviously we got back, and after landing I drove straight to Queens Medical Hospital where I had the telling off of my life for flying him home to soon. Well what to do when the hospital discharges you when your body isn’t ready, you’re sat in a hotel bleeding, with no painkillers and no more money?  In around 3 months time he would be ok again… but for me I needed to get to Kalymnos, a small Greek island where I was supposed to be working 5 days ago. I drop him off at the folks to recover and know I will probably find him when I get back still in bed recovering mentally.

The moral of the story, get insurance, check your E1 11 hasn’t expired and never go on holiday with your friend when your mates call you collectively team danger.

Ed’s note: Dan and Alex did actually get some DWS done in Mallorca, check out their efforts on You Tube.

04 February, 2010 by Dan Bradley
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