How about . . .

Dehydrated water. Save weight on long summer walks, just add water to rehydrate.

The invisible tent . . . ideal for low-impact wild camping, and great for getting out of paying campsite fees!

Self-extracting friends - save leaving expensive kit when your second can’t get it out, just have friends that come out when you pull!

Anyone got any more?

what about self levitating climbing boots? takes all the weight of your arms and you could become world dyno champion in one fell swoop!

I am a big fan of the ‘dehydrated water’ What a plan! they say there is a fine line between genius and madness, well this kicks that right in the butt!

I’ve always wondered about the Swiss Army Bidet !

And of course, the airbag underpants for when you fall off!

just make a really really big ‘Gourdon’ airtight backpack - fill it with helium - it’ll make climbing any route or bagging any peak so much easier. It will also make falls much safer….

I’m dead keen on seeing an Alpkit affordable ‘survival shelter’!